![]() ![]() Like friendship, BBQ is easier made than kept.If it’s pull-hard chewy, then it wasn’t cooked low and slow for long enough.If bliss had a signature scent, it would probably be the smell of barbeque.And experience? Well, that comes from bad barbecue. Good barbecue is made from experience.For barbeque isn’t really about finding yourself, but creating yourself.Don’t ask whether we’re going to BBQ or not ask how we will BBQ.Better to suffer mundane misfortune than to never experience barbecue.BBQ isn’t a matter of chance, but a matter of choice.Barbeque may not be the answer to all our problems, but it’s a good start.Barbecuing is cheap, accessible, and delicious.Barbecue is best enjoyed sitting down at a table, with a roll of paper tower, and absolutely no white shirts.Almost everyone is willing to be a fool for BBQ.All the world needs is a little more barbeque and a little less judgement.Markus Spiske via Unsplash Canva Smoking Hot BBQ Quotes You can always count on BBQ no matter what.What’s my weakness? You guessed it! Barbeque.This will likely take a few years off my lifespan, but totally worth it!.Surrounded by good friends and good barbecue.Rubbed with delectable spices and seasonings.People who barbeque together, stay together.One must have a BBQ skewer in both hands to have a well-balanced diet.Not making a mess while eating BBQ means you’re doing it wrong.Loving someone who makes great barbecue is not difficult at all.No wait, it’s just the smell of good BBQ. If you like it then you shoulda put a rub on it.If you hate hotdogs, then you’re the wurst!.I want a hot body, but I also want barbeque.Everyone should have barbeque every once in a while.Eating barbecue’d food is a sure way to boost the mood.Don’t be afraid, for it’s okay to be messy while eating BBQ.Big racks, butt rubbed, and pork pulled-ah, this is the life!.Barbeque like you’ve never barbeque’d before!.Acquire some meat, start a fire, and the magic begins.Am I ready for a fiery and smoky meal? Yes!. ![]() A cow, a pig, and a chicken walks into a grill.Share the smoky goodness of barbecue to the world and get the ball rolling towards world peace. Now that you’re all set, it’s time to fire up the grill and start grilling. And since we’re on the topic of barbecue, I assume you like taking snapshots of your grilled indulgences and sharing them online for everyone to see, correct? If that is the case, then this collection of barbecue captions and quotes will surely humor you. ![]()
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